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Why can't I breathe?

Some people have gadar. Some people don't. I'm pretty sure I've got smoker-dar. We're out at this bar yesterday, and since my buddy is buying the round (well all of the rounds), I elect myself to be beer bitch. I head up to the bar and this woman gives me the come hither finger. She's pretty cute, so I go on over and see what she wants. So she starts flirting with me and I start getting this really bad vibe, and I can't put my finger on it. She's got a nice body, she's tall, and she's clearly friendly. What could be wrong? I dunno, but I grab our beers and head back to our chairs. 5 min later, I see her light up. AHA! She's a smoker.

I had the exact same experience last Halloween. I was out at a party and a cutie came up to me, but something was off. 10 min after are conversation, she lit up as well.

Now if only I could pick up on the cues for mentally unstable women, I'd be set.

Comments (1)

KC:

i used to have smoking as a deal breaker. but i ended up dating one, who quit smoking within a month or two and then quit. we dated for 3 years. just goes to show, you never know.

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