Ever think of being an evil overlord? If so, you might want to carry this handy checklist.
Includes things such as
I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.
I don't know if I agree with this one though:
I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.
Thanks Jane!
