Last night, was the bachelor party for a friend of mine that is getting married in a few weeks. Being the nice churchgoing son of a minister that he is, he announced that there will be absolutely no working women, involved in the evening. No strippers or well... "other".
Due to my prior activities taking a wee bit longer than expected, I was about an hour and a half late. Interesting that his first question was,
"So did you go decide to hit the strip club for a bachelor party pre-party, since we wouldn't be doing that later?".
Being the honest upstanding citizen that I am, I could only answer truthfully.
Well, I didn't go to a strip club, but I did go to a couple places where a woman was taking her clothes off...