Oh, Speed, You're Wonderful...
Found on Page 2 courtesy of TMQ:
"Norwegians lead the world in casual sex," a study asserts. Surely the Norwegian Tourism Board will extensively promote this finding! In the past year, "Seven out of 10 Norwegians have had a random sex partner, and the nation is among the top of the list for one-night stands." What, exactly, is a "random sex partner?" You don't even know who the other person is? Key additional finding: "Norwegians are also among the least sexually satisfied in the world." So those Norway types get more spur-of-the-moment sex with strangers than you or I, but it doesn't make them happy. Why does this not come as a surprise?
I guess there's a cloud in every silver lining.